10 Most Popular Chuck Norris jokes on Java Programming

  1. Chuck Norris is the super class of all classes in Java (including Object class).
  2. Chuck Norris only program Java web applications to get a .WAR in the end.
  3. Chuck Norris can make a class abstract and final both at same time.
  4. Chuck Norris is coding with generics since Java 1.3.
  5. Chuck Norris can use pointers in Java.
  6. Chuck Norris can override a final function.
  7. Chuck Norris can do multiple inheritance in Java.
  8. Chuck Norris always uses his own design patterns, and his favorite is the Round­house Kick.
  9. Java visibility levels are public, default, protected, private and “protected by Chuck Norris”, don’t try to access a field with this last modifier you will get a Round­house kick to the face at run time.
  10. And finally, if you get a ChuckNorrisException you’ll probably die.